-How you know you are getting old: You send your husband out for rum and diet/caffeine free coke.
-How you know it is time for a diet: You post a photo of yourself at 2 years of age and someone comments on how thin you used to be.
-How you know you are not getting enough sleep: You forget where you parked and end up walking past your car twice before you find it.
-How you know you are broke: You use your Christmas money for groceries.
-How you know you are lazy: You clear a path of dirty laundry on your floor so that you can safely crawl in and out of bed in the dark and the path has been the same for a month.
-How you know you are PMSing: You cry while watching the Christmas episode of Little Bill with your 2 year old son.
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Oh, Laura! You know how you know you're funny: When people who read your blog pee their pants a little at every single thing you post.
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